I Am Behemoth Of The S Rank Monster But I Am Mistaken As A Cat And I Live As A Pet Of Elf Girl - Chapter 62
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This manga has all the tropes –
-Harem of women the hero isn’t interested in mating with and are annoying outside of battle.
-Hero is former human turned into monster.
-Party member who used to be famous but hides her past with the Hero Party.
-That same party member is a rare class of smith, the only one who can create new artifacts, but hides it for no reason until it’s plot relevant.
-Women walk around topless and in thongs but are disgusted or embarrassed when men look at them lewdly. (Cause and effect, bitches. When you give out a free show, people will watch.)
-MC gets transformations to get stronger or can eat opponents to gain their powers when no one else can (but that was abandoned a while ago).
-Magic seems to have no consistent defined rules beyond ‘My magic power is getting low, so I have to drink a potion or wait to recover’ and that there are different elements.
-People travel between worlds, but no one knows about it until someone else mentions it for reasons that aren’t necessary and it adds absolutely nothing to the main plot besides a reason to add things that the author forgot was impossible for this world.
-Most men are gay, old or perverted, otherwise they’d outshine the MC as love interests.
-Time travel bullshit for no reason, interrupting the main plot established beforehand.
-Strongest person in the story is a former slave always wearing a maid outfit and is now the past hero’s wife because he bought her.
-Mother of main harem member is just as hot as her daughter.
-Bikini armor makes no sense and shouldn’t even exist, offering absolutely no protection from anything. No girl in this world should have survived longer than one or two quests fighting like that.
If you only want to see tits and ass you should just go read hentai, and actually get a payoff. The stories might suck, but so does this one if you’re paying attention. Actually, make this a hentai. It’ll sell better.
“That’s amazing” is not only lazy writing, but it’s no longer true when you can just magic up anything. If you can’t restrain yourself to tell a story within the world you created, then don’t dismantle the world, write a new story.
Song by
Pokémon
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Teach Pokémon to understand
The power that’s inside
Pokémon (gotta catch ’em all), it’s you and me
I know it’s my destiny (Pokémon)
Oh, you’re my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokémon (gotta catch ’em all), a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I’ll teach you
Pokémon (gotta catch ’em all)
Gotta catch ’em all, yeah
Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right
There’s no better team
Arm in arm, we’ll win the fight
It’s always been our dream
Pokémon (gotta catch ’em all), it’s you and me
I know it’s my destiny (Pokémon)
Oh, you’re my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokémon (gotta catch ’em all), a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I’ll teach you
Pokémon (gotta catch ’em all)
Gotta catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Yeah
Pokémon (gotta catch ’em all), it’s you and me
I know it’s my destiny (Pokémon)
Oh, you’re my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokémon (gotta catch ’em all), a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I’ll teach you
Pokémon (gotta catch ’em all)
Gotta catch ’em all, Pokémon
Pekle? Peko?




































Okay, now it’s just getting jumbled up and destroyed. “Arc balls”?? Really!? I was gonna forgive sudden time travel. But come on