The Dark Mage’s Return to Enlistment - Chapter 28

“Hey Tom, have you seen my copy of The Greatest Movie of All Time?”
“17 Again?”
“Yeah.”
“Pretty sure it fell in the hole.”
“What hol- “
[Dramatic HOLE Moment]
“OH MY GOD!! What is that?!”
“It’s a hole.”
“Yeah, I can see that. What’s it doing there?”
“Well, I woke up this morning,” sips coffee, “Then there was a hole.”
“What are you going to do about it?”
“Well, I put a rug over it, ”
[Dramatic HOLE Moment]
“Yeah, it fell in the hole.”
“Should we call the police or something?”
“Oh yeah, I called the police yeah.”
“Well, where are they?”
“They’re in the hole.”
[Dramatic HOLE Moment]
“… Where is your girlfriend?”
“…”
“Tom, where is your girlfriend?”
“She’s at work.”
“Oh, where does she work?”
“In the hole”
[Dramatic HOLE Moment]
“God! How deep even is this thing?!”
(Snatches mug, and drops it into the HOLE)
“That was my favourite mug… Now it’s in the hole.”
[Dramatic HOLE Moment]
“Tom, do you even know what this is? Like, for all we know it could be an interdimensional wormhole or a gateway to hell… Tom?”
(Looks around concernedly)
“TOM?!”
(Shouts into the hole)
“TOOOMM!!?!?“
“Hey, what’s up I got a snack.”
“Tom, will you please take this seriously!”
(Monster emerges from HOLE,)
(Intense screaming and confused screeching)
(Gunshots)
“WHAT WAS THAT?!”
“Hole person.”
“Where did it come from?!”
“…”
“Right! The hole! Yeah! Dude, why are you being so calm about this?!”
“I’m more worried about the space octopus…”
“What space octopus?”
(Kthulian roars ensue from a second HOLE in the wall)
(Gets snatched)
“hEG-uAGh!”
“That one.”
“…”
“Oh, here it is!”
(Pulls out DVD)
“Oh shit-”
(Drops DVD into HOLE)