The King Of BUG - Chapter 1
Comments for chapter "Chapter 1"
Ok, here’s my two cents…
I used to work in Gameloft, yes the company owned by Ubisoft that makes those cell games, i was a QA chief on all the Nextel games that were supposed to be released cuz they were aiming a that growing market, then a game came on my Outlook so i open it, it had a 4 week release date, i worked my ass off to make it to the dead lines, but even while not sleeping and being video and voice called by the programers, i could not make it to the Gold stage (Gold is what you call a ready to sell game), so we had to put up the release date by 2 weeks, then after a month, we final y released the game, just to get fired, cuz the 1 month release game delay, the company lost almost 4 mill dlls, because it was a patrocínate game of some skinny white bitch (Hilton) to make her some kind of a make up and clean image. So at the end we all got fired (Me and 6 team members), so there you have it, how the game industry works.
yes, no bugs, only featuers
1. Bugs in games yes
2. The manager is a arse for not easter eggs
3. That ain’t no free exp monster my guy
*Gets hired to fix bugs*
Actually creates thousand exploits in an MMO games
*Creepily ogles at a girl*
“wHy dID sHe saY i WaS sTaRInG aT hER?!?
*Games just became reality*
Hey, let’s commit suicde just in case the bugs I never actually fixed are still here
Bonus round:
Randomly chosen class is the WORST idea you would ever have in ANY kind of game, even more in a MMO
Said MMO only has 3 classes, only one of which is actually suited to actually do combat
If it took a single more sec for him to reach the ground, he would have died for real. You have a knife, just aim for the heart.
Also, please dear authors: it’s okay to make a**holes protagonists, but if you do that, *don’t* try to paint them as being an unlucky good guy who’s just misunderstood. It’s cringy af
*Gets hired to fix bugs*
Actually creates thousand of exploits in a MMO games
*Creepily ogles at a girl*
“wHy dID sHe saY i WaS sTaRInG aT hER?!?
Bonus round:
Randomly chosen class is the WORST idea you would ever have in ANY kind of game, even more in a MMO
Said MMO only has 3 classes, only one of which is actually suited to actually do combat
If it took a single more sec for him to reach the ground, he would have died for real. You have a knife, just aim for the heart.
Also, please dear author: it’s okay to make assholes protagonists, but if you do that, *don’t* try to paint them as being an unlucky good guy who’s just misunderstood. It’s cringy
God really was scrolling through the MMOs and chose thing one lmao





































Hmm. I’m not sure what’s the situation here.
I was hoping, “oh shit let the game overwrite reality and bring ALL those people into it (shitty co-workers).”
But then he was respawning… So maybe it’s not reality?
And everyone else is gone so no revenge plot?