Shiver in fear and a bit of coldness as the “chilly breeze” lowers the air temperature by two or three whole degrees! Scream in agony as your face is buffeted by daggers of slightly less-than-warm moisture! Flee in terror as the malefic beast chases you, its underwhelming gusts licking faintly at your foolishly exposed skin! Drop to your knees in terror and lament, for the “chilly breeze” cannot be stopped, except by any normal warm clothing!
It’s the horribly evil monster “chilly breeze!”
Shiver in fear and a bit of coldness as the “chilly breeze” lowers the air temperature by two or three whole degrees! Scream in agony as your face is buffeted by daggers of slightly less-than-warm moisture! Flee in terror as the malefic beast chases you, its underwhelming gusts licking faintly at your foolishly exposed skin! Drop to your knees in terror and lament, for the “chilly breeze” cannot be stopped, except by any normal warm clothing!
You are doomed! Utterly doomed!