Mr. Zombie - Chapter 1

Contradiction “when did I died, not sure either” vs “on one summer day, zombie outbreak – , I was in school at that time – I become a zombie” so you do know when you died. Dead is part of the process of being undead, which is why it’s weird when somehow people find “cure” to return zombified human back alive. Like saying “owh, because you have a diarrhea this morning, you’re pronounce dead” …. not really “undead” if the only thing you got is infections, parasites or food poisoning. You know the term has “reanimated corpse” as the definition is for a reason. But it’s also my fault for thinking all zombie are undead, the things evolved in media from the “rising from the grave” or “risen by necromancer” to then become “viruses infections” … We’re just not creative enough to come up with new things or at least give it a new name. But I’m glad we know the different and identify colorful rocks, we even gave them different names too so we don’t get them mixed up. This are green rocks and blue rocks.. nah it’s Jade not to be confused with emerald or tourmaline… And this is Sapphire but not to be confused with Lazurite or Benitoite…. 😒 Grinding my gears.

When they get scared, do the dance from thriller, problem solved.