Secretly Cultivate For A Thousand Years - Chapter 269
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Explanation of the China memes:
1) The rockets represent the obvious about sex, but it’s also quite funny because it used to represent China’s dismal status in the space race. So this meme is really new.
2) Laughing at Lord Black Chicken. All of the faces are meme faces. See how many you can spot.
3) Guangdong Emperor is a cockroach because the entire province of guangdong is fucking overrun by cockroaches that are HUGE due to its highly hospitable climate and fertile lands AS WELL AS well-deserved reputation as a food haven where you can find anything from around the world.
4) RE: All the generals getting into all kinds of trouble. I’m pretty sure this is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the CCP’s endless campaign against corruption lol. Most recently they had to charge several generals with treason and the death sentence. If you’ve studied China’s 8000 year long history, you’ll know that this problem will always be around as long as humans are around…
5) Transfer me 50. It’s ancient internet slang. Basically saying “I’m poor, pls gimme money”
Han Jue respects his Work Life balance. Or in this case Cultivation Life Balance
Since he’s able to withstand for a month now, it’s time to increase the “training”! 
image eating the black chiken how many breakthroughs would one get before they’d explode
Han jue the Sage of the Immovable Seclusion Immortal Dao Heart 
Like Father Like Son between those two, as who needs to go out when the systems bring him everything he needs to just cultivate in seclusion. The other disciples are the odd ones for wanting to go out, but it’s also a good experience for them. So who knows, but we need to see the Spitfire Mistress even more, as she’s such a delight to have in a chapter.
first
I wanna see his master 