I’m An Evil God

Poor Poor Sea Gull[Poem based on Chapter 147]:
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▪︎Poor poor sea gull,
▪︎Wanted to lay an egg.
▪︎Sat on the MC’s skull,
▪︎Bending her leg.

▪︎The MC was thinking of cute Owl chan.
▪︎And also figuring out the upcoming plan.
▪︎Little did he notice the (sea)gull was not his owl.
▪︎He started to caress as if it’s his own loving fowl.

▪︎Little by little the caressing went deep,
▪︎The (sea)gull started suffocating under the MC’s strong grip.
▪︎Carelessly the MC started to strip…
▪︎The bird was lucky enough to have no blood drip!

▪︎The feathers he pick(ed), the feathers he pluck(ed).
▪︎The birdy was cursing her own bad luck!
▪︎The bird prayed to God to save her from him,
▪︎Whatever happened she wanted it to be a dream.

▪︎The MC gained conscience and saw the poor bird.
▪︎And blushed pink-red and perhaps grew something hard(!ehm!).
▪︎He let the birdy escape and was very sorry;
▪︎The little birdy flew away thinking God ended her worry!

(THE END!?)