The Strongest Magical Swordsman Ever Reborn As An F-Rank Adventurer

Hidden away in a dingy alley there stands a small hole-in-the-wall shop. What does this secluded store deal with you ask? Power, plain and simple; that’s what. This store is called “The Lazy Writer”, and this is one of the interactions that led to the writing of this manga.

Yusura (Author) stepped into the small door frame of The Lazy Writer, lazily dragging Yuri behind him. As they made their ways through the isles, Yuri looked at many of the products stocking the shelves. Things such as common sense, a reason to live, personality (trademarked), and a fleshed out worldview; caught his eye. However Yusura had other plans for Yuri.

Straight past anything of value, and anything of note, Yusura arrived at the counter for special orders. Finally he called the small obscured character holed away in the back of the shop.

Yus: “I need something, a little custom. Special order if you catch my drift.”

Merch: “What do you need my lord?”

Yus: “My MC here is going to be debuting in a manga soon. And I don’t want to have to think too hard.”

Merch: “I see. Well let’s see what I can do for you! First, what is the premise of your manga?”

Yus: “The Magic Emperor, had reincarnated after achieving the peak of magic.”

Merch: “Uh huh, and?”

Yus: “He decided to distance himself from Magic, and live his new life differently taking up the sword. Earning himself the mantle of Sword god”

Merch: “Neat, but what is the catch? Is it that he grows to become the enemy he swore to destroy?”

Yus: “No, the people who followed him call him a monster so he gives up on life and reincarnates to live a chill life.”

Merch: “Ah, let me guess this is an Isekai, the kind where the entire part about MC being from another world has no bearing on the story right?”

Yus: “Yeah exactly, hit Yuri’s origin right on the head!”

Merch: “You also used the reincarnation to make him OP AF; instead of making him some talented/persistent bastard who become OP but wants to live freely.”

Yus: “Yes, you got it exactly!”

Merch: “Sorry I don’t see what you need me for. I mean you wrote this story pretty lazy as is!”

Yus: “But I want it to be lazier!”

Merch: “Okay, I’ll see what I can do.”
The small obscured merchant slowly disappeared from sight as they hobbled along into the back room. But before half-an-hour had passed the small character returned with the new script.

Merch: “I think I’ve done it, I’ve made one of the laziest works in history.” As they threw down their best work onto the counter.

Merch: “First I deleted whatever personality Yuri could’ve had and replaced it with one part white knight, one part casual murderer, and one part mindless worker, added to ninety-seven parts dense.”

Merch: “Then I lowered the average IQ to as low as possible. Their IQ is so low in fact that it is honestly impressive the inhabitants of the world can even form coherent sentences. With the other males All being retarded scumbags.”

Merch: “Next I decided it wouldn’t be a slice of life, because you would have to have consistency. Nor could it be an ecchi, as it will have just enough fanservice to annoy you, while being tame enough that you never get excited. So I chose to make it an awkward battle shounen which allows us to skip character development.”

Merch: “Finally for the finishing touches I need to know how much plot armor you would like to give Yuri. His plot armor is already pretty thick, but more never hurts.”

Yus was trembling with joy, his manga was nearly complete and all he had to do was set up Yuri’s plot armor.

Merch: “So how thick would you like his plot armor?”

Yus: “Yes.”